Listening to my mom talk to her friends.
You are so fake.
(Source: nerdsfuckharder)
Your love is a song
RSS- David: You know, it occurs to me that we've never really interacted
- Emma: Us? Yeah, that might have something to do with the fact that your relationship with my only friend in the world is colossal fuckery, and repeatedly ends with her devastated and me running damage control
- Emma: Do you have any idea how much tea I've had to drink in the past week?
- Emma: She makes tea when she's upset. And then we have all this leftover tea and I have to drink it.
- Emma: My urine is turning colorful from all the green tea
- Emma: My bowels are angry, David. I have angry bowels.
Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman.
- Heterosexual Jane Rizzoli
Completely agree, Jane. In every way imaginable. (via insertsongreference)
(Source: lafotos)
Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence
I am eight but I will soon benign
WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________(P.S. ______________.
(Source: rachelbakeher)
- Detective: What was the cause of death?
- Pathologist: Lana Parrilla.
I hate it when people take pictures of their face
and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
When you can hear the song in your head, but you can’t think of the lyrics, the title, or the artist.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: helenaoftroy)
HORRIFIED SCREAM
^^^I had to. Forgive me, but I had to! LMAO.
Saw new Rizzoli and Isles promo
Jane: Don’t say anything just listen.
Maura (mad): Why are you here?
Me:
About Your love is a song
Welcome to my blog, as you can see i'm slightly obsses with Rizzoli and Isles and yes i ship them TOGHETHER! i find Angie harmon/Jane Rizzoli and Sasha Alexander/Maura Isles very attractive. Swan Queen Shipper!! and Lana and Jennifer shipper aswell. The Evil Queen UNF! well that is all for now. enjoy and reblog all you want.
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Too busy shipping fictional characters to care about my own love life.
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Too busy shipping fictional characters to care about my own love life.
